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Why Watch Standard TV Programming

It?s hard to believe that in this day and age people still watch standard TV programming, but believe it or not some of them still actually do. I have heard that standard TV programming is now flooded with advertisements and that they come out of the TV sometimes four, or five in a row. What kind of people would do that to the people who watch their rotten programming in the first place?

The people who put together the programming at the standard programming TV stations have all got to be morons and crack heads. I guess they figure that if someone cares so little about the precious time that god has given them on this earth, that they would sit down and waste even a minute of it watching and listening to that drivel, that they might as well pimp all their viewers off to advertising agencies and let them dump a bunch of mindless commercials on them.

Standard TV programming can be credited with developing one great thing though and that is canned laughter. Who can?t resist it when it goes off again and again, when the humor isn?t even funny in even the slights bit?

The performers who pioneered standard TV programming must be rolling over in their graves over what is playing on it now. Those people came over from old radio shows and they came to radio from vaudeville. They were talented show people, who had dreams of something great. Jack Benny, Buddy Ebson, Jackie Gleason and Red Skelton and all the rest of them left a legacy that is worthy of respect, but the people on standard TV programming now have all sold their soles for crack.

It?s all free though, but so is raw sewage down at the sewage treatment plant and we don?t consume that. Right now DirecTV and Dish Network both have great introductory offers hat will net you a free top of the line satellite system. It comes fully installed at absolutely no cost to you and in fact they will give you free installation in up to four rooms in your home, or place of business.

The folks at DirecTV will even give you a free digital camera right now as part of their introductory offer. Both of them will also give you enough receivers to connect up to four separate TVs in your home or business at no cost at all. They both also give free periodic channel trials on a temporary basis. They have been known to give cash rebates from time to time and might be offering one right now. So how is that for free? They don?t flood you with mindless commercials either. Both of them have fantastic entry level packages that are amazingly cheap and easy to afford. You don?t need to suffer at the hands of standard TV programmers to consume the free garbage that they send to your TV sets any longer, because these base level packages are so inexpensive that they may as well be free.

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